Why am I the butt of Dads jokes ?
I took Dad to vote on Friday and he was happy as Larry chatting away in the car telling me how he would show me how to vote properly ........ until I dropped the major bomb "Dad Im voting for the Greens though"
WHAT was the response, your joking arnt you, you better be bloody joking , let me out of the car, dont you walk in with me, oh how embarrassing , rant rant rant .
There were two halls one for voting and the other was alcoholics anonymous he then proceeded to say loudly you go in there and say "Im Sharon and Im a idiot" lol.
Dad thinks Im a crackpot completely now, he has put up with me ringing him at 7 am so excited my guinea pig has had babies, my ideas are just so different to his he likes junk food , he thinks Im trying to poison him if I give him a glass of my home made juice or even lemon cordial and if I make my cough mixture remedy he carries on like a pork chop, he wont eat eggs from my free range chooks he only likes eggs with a stamp on them, he tells me I should be reported to child services as I give the kids brown rice, he thinks thats cruel lol,
When I asked him to look after kids as I was doing a feng shui workshop he said "oh that will go nice with reiki" being smart of course, he has put up with all the different hair colors and I get all the wacky comments even when I got solar put on, but this is the biggest reaction ever I think I have tipped him over the edge.
But I know he loves me anyway .
So Happy Fathers Day Dad love the wacky one xxx